Auckland has been dubbed a "s*** town" of New Zealand in a scathing post on a satirical social media page dedicated to mocking the country's towns and cities.
The creators of the Facebook page, "S*** towns of New Zealand" have been hit with death threats and criticism for its portrayal of the country's finest towns, but that hasn't deterred the posters from continuing their stinging critique.
A lengthy post made on Saturday dedicated to Auckland ruminated on its "sprawling beige suburban s***tropolis built on top of 50 volcanoes, demonstrating the sort of foresight that has led to twin housing and traffic crises".
It goes on to criticise Remuera mothers, the Sky Tower, soy latte drinkers, West Auckland bogans, its beaches and the Blues.