Adult store Peaches and Cream has issued a warning to anyone considering pilfering flood-damaged goods from them after two men were caught on video dumpster diving for sex toys and lingerie.
The clip was recorded earlier this week outside their Glenfield branch in Wairau Valley, which was badly hit by last week’s devastating floods.
“Flood-contaminated sex toys are not safe for human use - especially if it is being retrieved out of a skip,” the store wrote alongside a clip from security footage that they shared online.
“Here we have an example of two charming fellows who must be planning a very special night for their partners (aren’t they lucky) by proceeding to pick cut-up dildos, vibrators and lingerie from a very ‘hygienic’ place.”
The popular chain, which often shames those who steal from it by posting videos online, suggested that anyone wanting to spice up their sex life should just pop into one of their stores, where their “lovely team are happy to help”.