The mouse might have roared very loudly indeed - but the elephants he was busy poking with his toothpick were far too busy to hear it.
Minutes before Prime Minister John Key stood in the UN General Assembly to deliver his statement, news came out - via Twitter of all things - that the United States and Russia had agreed on what many thought impossible: a resolution to require Syria to hand over its chemical weapons.
It was rather bad timing for Mr Key, who used very strong language to castigate the five permanent members of the Security Council for failing to achieve exactly that.
Key's speech prompted some to wonder why he was criticising the UN and Security Council when New Zealand was seeking a seat on that body.
The answer is that it is not the UN itself which makes such appointments, but rather its member states. Mr Key needs 129 of them to get New Zealand a Security Council seat in 2015, and he knew he was not alone in his views.