This newspaper had a photo of one Wiremu Perry holding up a huge fist with the meanest scowl on his fat-swollen face, a neck like he's got goitre, with one eye partly closed to add to the mean look. He's been jailed for menacing a Perth restaurateur after being hired as a debt collector and is likely to be deported to New Zealand after his sentence.
Wiremu, usually big blimps like you are friendly types that make people laugh as you don't have much else to offer. I wonder how an obese guy, slow and lumbering, would even throw that fist, let alone scare anyone. I bet not a club rugby player in his erstwhile country would shake in his boots. Even this old guy wouldn't.
Of course these thugs have had a bad upbringing, thus violent videos and movies are what they are drawn to and emulate in real life. We can be sure Perry's type don't read books, and newspaper court pages are their only printed interest. This guy probably knows every KFC outlet in Perth, along with every seedy bar to hustle a deal or just get drunk and kinghit someone. And you can bet he feels a pretty damn cool, mean-as dude.
This beached whale is the father of two human beings? How? Yep, he's struck a nerve. Donald Trump talked about wanting to punch someone in the face; what I'd like to do to this bloke. Of course we don't know the history behind the restaurateur's alleged debt, and the person who hired Perry is just as guilty.