John Key wasn't exactly complaining about his hotel room yesterday in Naypyitaw, the capital of Burma.
He just explained it was the biggest hotel room he had ever stayed in and that it was bigger than his house. That is saying something, given his house is a Parnell mansion of at least 200sq m.
And it had a cauldron in one part of it, his hotel room, not the mansion, and if wife Bronagh climbed into it, there would be no way out.
That's how it is in Naypyitaw. Expansive, sprawling and quite bizarre.
It has 10-lane motorways, 10 lanes aside, not five aside, and virtually no traffic.