It is clear that Haruki Murakami has perfected the art of telegraphic humour.
"I am a fan of losers," says the self-described optimist in a conversation about baseball teams, at a packed Aotea Centre on Saturday night at the Auckland Writers Festival. One gets the feeling the bestselling author of Norwegian Wood and 1Q84 is talking about life in general.
Pauses are a large part of Murakami's comic timing, at least when he's speaking in English. The last audience question of the night is about his favourite food. "Doughnuts," he says. Pause. "I am a doughnut addict." He also misses tofu when he's away from Japan. Long pause. "Doughnuts and tofu," he summarises finally. "People are making tofu doughnuts in Japan, it's good!"
Murakami is wearing salmon trousers, blue trainers and a green t-shirt featuring the words "Keep Calm and Read Murakami" below a picture of a cat. Cats come up in the discussion with American literary critic John Freeman several times (as they do in Murakami's novels). Freeman starts one question with "if your house was burning down and you grabbed your cat and your wife..." "Cat first," interjects Murakami, who has been married for 44 years and whose wife is sitting backstage. "It's going to be a long drive home!" suggests Freeman.
The family cat was Murakami's only friend when he was growing up as an only child: "My parents didn't understand [me] at all. I love my books, I love my music, I love my cat."