Like plenty of other Kiwis, I settled in on Sunday night to watch the final episode of Dancing with the Stars. I think I hoped Chrystal would win but I knew she didn't have the fan-base. (It's a popularity contest, really, not a dancing competition. And, I can't get my head around the fact that the audience is always voting on the previous week's performance rather than the current one that's being focused on.)
But, still, technicalities aside, I was glued to the television while I sipped my lemon-and-ginger tea. I recall saying at least once: "Gosh, you can see what she had for breakfast". A less colourful way of putting it would be: "Thank goodness she had undies on."
Unsurprisingly, Chrystal Chenery was not amused when shock-jock radio host Dominic Harvey posted a "crotch shot" from her performance online.
It's a move that has been dubbed "gross and disrespectful of women". Chenery is calling for his employer to discipline him while fellow Dancing with the Star's contestant Jay Jay Harvey is standing by her man. It's a right kerfuffle.
Yet crotch shots are nothing new. I'd go so far as to say they're something of a cottage industry on the world-wide-web. You could easily lose a day perusing crotches online. It seems there's a crotch shot for every taste. You can see Madonna's selfie, a host of female celebrities getting in and out of limousines - and, of course, 11 Miley Cyrus crotch shots. Nice.