There are people who walk among us who walk in circles, eyes on the floor or footpath, hunting for things they have lost. House keys. ATM card. Phone. Glasses. Hearing aids! An important piece of paper. A belt, a shoe, obviously a sock; not so obviously a freshly made cup of tea. This is my life, these are the wasted sands in the hourglass of my days – I lose everything. “Lose something every day”, wrote the poet Elizabeth Bishop. “Accept the fluster/ of lost door keys, the hour badly spent./ The art of losing isn’t hard to master.” The other day I lost my house keys at Orakei train station. The great artist of loss had struck again.
Everyone loses something sometime. Some of us lose everything always. Patti Smith mused that lost objects are sometimes “drawn into that half-dimensional place where things just disappear”. I had my phone number on a tag attached to the keyring; a good samaritan found the keys and called to say she handed them to a security guard at Middlemore station, who said he would take them to the lost property office at Britomart station.
It’s the recidivism of it, the dull realisation of always crashing in the same car, the endless cycle of having something and then not having something. Kathryn Schulz examined the subject in The New Yorker. “According to psychoanalysis,” she wrote, “losing things represents a success - a deliberate sabotage of our rational mind by our subliminal desires.” Losing as a revolutionary act, as a wilful derangement of the senses. But all I desire out of life is order. I headed to the lost property office at Britomart. They had a box full of wallets. The art of losing wallets is so common! But no one had handed in my house keys.
Freud places the phenomena of lost objects in the subconscious. He describes “the unconscious dexterity with which an object is mislaid on account of hidden but powerful motives”, including “the low estimation in which the lost object is held, or a secret antipathy towards it”. But what is lost can also be found. I wonder whether my motive to lose things is that it provides an opportunity to search for them, in the same way that I create disorder and chaos in my life so that it presents as a challenge to fix things. I took the train to Middlemore station.