The only thing I'm dressing up as this year is as the Halloween grinch (and, you guessed it, it involves wearing my regular clothes).
Let's get this out of the way early: Halloween sucks. It has turned into just another way of extracting money out of people by guilting them into buying stuff they don't need. Halloween decorations are ugly, Halloween lollies taste gross and the only way to make Halloween fun is to add elements to it that aren't actually meant to be part of it in the first place.
It is truly the most annoying time of the year, and immediately precedes the other stupid time of the year: Guy Fawkes. End of October and beginning of November are this awful black cloud in the calendar and, deep down, we're all just trying to get through this and jump straight to Christmas.
- If you've ever looked into the origins of Halloween, you know there's very little reason to celebrate it in New Zealand (what with the wrong season and all that). Which is why we haven't, until recent years. Yet we all put some face paint on and pretend we're reliving some kind of childhood tradition.
- You also can't teach your kids "stranger danger" and then send them off to get lollies from people you've never met.