When we were looking for a small place in Auckland we needed a third bedroom for my husband's office.
Unlike me, he's an old-fashioned type of guy who likes to set himself up with a desk, a bookcase, stapler, hole-puncher, calculator and tape dispenser. Not until these things are in place will he begin to work.
And so, we moved in and he had his office and I claimed a bookshelf in it for my stuff.
For the past few months I have happily worked on the kitchen table in the sun, or on the couch or in bed (although strictly that is more of a winter office environment). Then my husband had a great idea.
"We can share my office. What a wonderful thing that would be, both of us side by side, writing away," he said with an enthusiasm which assured me that once again my year-long supportive wife challenge was about to force me to agree. Just to be supportive.
It was probably my own fault for crooning and sighing with romantic appreciation when I discovered that the recently deceased writer Elizabeth Jane Howard and her third husband Kingsley Amis used to sit at a table facing each other as they wrote.
"What a wonderful way to work," I think I said.
So as I tried to ignore the fact that I was about to be put in an office again, my husband bought and erected a new desk for me (buying took five minutes, erecting five hours). He drove all the way to Stanmore Bay to pick up the set of drawers he bought on Trade Me to keep my stationery, nail polish, spare sanitary supplies and muesli bars in.
And then I was in. Sitting side by side with my husband, our laptops twittering away in unison, sharing a phone and a printer and a dog who likes to lie with her head on my side and her feet on his.
"Isn't this nice?" he said on day one, a smile as wide as a new moon.
For me, it is like being back in the newsrooms of old. I have a writer sitting next to me who likes to tell jokes and laugh at them himself a lot.
Who seems unable to read anything without offering a noise of some sort. A snort means it's ridiculous, a snigger means it's sort of funny, a belly laugh means it's hilarious and a groan means it's the accountant.
Meanwhile, as my husband processes his daily intake of YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and boring-old-man sites about literature, I struggle to write a few meagre words to earn my living.
So far he has resisted boring me witless with pictures of his children and pets doing hilarious things, talking too loudly on the phone to his mates, eating disgusting food at his desk and gossiping every five minutes. Nor has he suggested I "think outside the box", "step up to the plate" or "open the kimono".
But I am looking forward to the drunken bottom-pinching at our birthday shouts.
