Justin Newcombe finds a way to conveniently store seasonal sports equipment.
As the nation's ski fields open, it's time to dig out the poles, skis or snowboard and head for the hills. I'm no expert in the snow but when I was 10 my dad took me on a ski holiday. We went to Ruapehu in Dad's Zephyr 6 with its cherry upholstery. He smoked the whole way with the windows up and seat belts were optional. We went skiing for the first hour then dad gave me 80 cents for a pie and left me to it. I had an excellent day but had to beg the uni-mog driver for a free trip as dad hadn't given me any money for the ride down (I had the best time, thanks Dad).
From my limited experience, skis seem heavy and awkward. In fact putting on skis seems like falling into a wild animal trap. It's fine once you're actually skiing but the difficulty for the novice is all the to-ing and fro-ing that gets you to that point. I'm much more at home on a snowboard which as I understand it, is seen by skiers as a low-rent option (not as low rent as my dad's shovel).
Skies are one of those seasonal objects which become clutter the rest of the year. To avoid this it is time to take the bull by the horns, spend an hour with a drill and hand saw and give those skis a home once and for all. Think of this way, it'll give you something to look at while you practise your Telemark landing.
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