Got an ex that won't stopping bugging you? We've found just the thing for you.
A zoo in England is letting you name a cockroach after your ex partner.
For less than $3, the Hemsley Conservation Centre in Fairseat, England, will name a cockroach after "your, or your friend's, worthless ex-'someone' on this special holiday of love".
"We are highlighting these creatures through our 'name a cockroach programme' (we think adopt is a little too strong, after all – you probably don't want to adopt your ex) to raise money for our projects at the zoo," the conservation centre wrote on Facebook.