I DON'T have kids ... yet. In all honesty, I'm not sure if I will.
I can barely look after myself let alone another human being. This morning I used perfume as make up remover, as a result I can't see out of my right eye so I don't know how I will go as a mother.
But, I'm 31 so most of my friends have children.
Here are some of the weirdest things I've seen parents do, (as a childless adult).
THEY SPELL THINGS OUT
"Tanya! Don't mention S.H. O. P. K.I. N. S ... the kids will go wild"
"What's Shopkins?"
*both kids scream and cry*
"I guess, I'm in S.H.I.T with you now hey? ... I'll see myself out."