Meghan Markle has kept her due date a secret, but these six pictures shows exactly when we can expect the pitter patter of royal baby feet, Daniela Elser.
Okay team. Let's get our calculators out, because today we are going to crunch some very important numbers.
That's right, we are going to work out when the Duchess of Sussex is most likely to give birth. (I promise, no algebra will be involved.) Because, if Kensington Palace won't give us a date, I'll bloody try and work it out for myself.
See, this week the Duchess, along with a slew of other senior royals, donned their best colourful coats and trotted along to Westminster Abbey to celebrate Commonwealth Day. Meghan opted for a $16,000 outfit, because, why not? She's a goddamn royal and has all of that Duchy of Cornwall coin to spend.
There, she was seen greeting her sister-in-law and partner in persistent feud speculation, the Duchess of Cambridge, with a peck on the cheek and reportedly teared up during one particularly moving musical number.