Being alcohol-free, or a 'teetotaller' won't just raise your risk of dementia, it's been linked to several other diseases, too. Indeed, one consistent scientific finding which particularly galls abstainers is the fact that they tend to die sooner than drinkers.
A study of nearly 2,000 people at the University of Texas in 2010 found that, compared with people who consumed one to three drinks per day, teetotallers were 51 per cent more likely to die prematurely from all causes, while heavy drinkers were 45 per cent more likely.
The longevity benefit appears to come from alcohol's protective effect on the heart. Dozens of studies have shown moderate drinking reduces cardiovascular disease.
This year, for example, a 25-year study in the European Heart Journal reported that having up to seven drinks a week is linked to a lower risk of heart failure.
And despite widespread views about the effect of booze on male performance, Australian research suggests that moderate drinking protects against impotence in the long term.