Understanding these conventions shows how our relationship with this essential dimension of Earth's biome is subject to the aims and desires of the manufacturers of cleaning products.
Cute bacteria
First, bacteria are cute. They are small, vulnerable and toy-like. Their eyes are big, their limbs tiny. This is strange, considering the adverts tell us to kill them by the billion. But cuteness can affect the viewer. Sure, we want to touch, hold and even protect cute things. But the cute object evinces a range of minor negative affects: helplessness, pitifulness and excessive availability.
These in turn summon complex secondary reactions: of resentment at being emotionally manipulated, contempt for the weakness of cute objects, and disgust at the cheapness of cute things. To judge something as cute can accompany a desire to touch, dominate and destroy it; in other words, it is both pleasurable and disgusting.
It is small wonder, then, that the objects that are most often rendered as cute in consumer aesthetics - women, technology and children - are the ones that have been regarded as inherently dangerous and in need of control.
And the uncomfortable truth is that this cuteness often places them as objects below ethical consideration, with the result that we feel no remorse in eliminating them.
Overpopulated bacteria
Second, bacteria don't come in ones and twos. They flourish in their billions. This can be terrifying and it can awaken fears of overpopulation. Perhaps this is no coincidence - after all, the massive urban population growth of the 19th century was accompanied by a revulsion at the new bacteriological knowledge that we gained thanks to the microscope.
The cramming full of many life forms into tiny spaces was an uncanny microcosm of the imagined, and feared, socioeconomic order.
This anxiety-laden pairing of overpopulation and bacterial proliferation continues to be provoked in visualising contemporary bacteria. Bacteria live in obscene proximity to each other, their intimacy an affront to the force of modernity, anathema to the grid of science and civic control. This historical confluence of factors means bacteria became, and continue to be, a channel for fears about overpopulation, immigration and the corruptive influence of living too closely with millions of others.
Poor bacteria
Third (and this is a closely related factor) bacteria often seem to live in squalor and poverty. Their skin is slimy, their teeth and skin unhealthy, and their clothes ill-fitting and dirty. They are criminal.
This makes for a drastic contrast with the consumer, the person who uses antibacterial products. While "they" are lower-class, grimy and slothful, the antibacterial person is middle-class, reassuringly clean, and busy in her or his daily life.
Sexual bacteriaFourth, bacteria seem to have no regard for "proper" sexual roles and behaviours. People who fail to use antibacterial products are linked to promiscuous, non-reproductive sexual behaviours.
One 2010 ad visualised a woman in a red dress asleep in a dark alley on binbags, with the tagline "Don't Go to Bed Dirty". This is arguably a conflation of sexual promiscuity with bacterial promiscuity, at odds with the ideal of a bleach-white nuclear family.
Another depicts bacteria treated with anti-bacterials as stereotypical homosexuals with the tagline "germs just can't reproduce".
Yet another shows a besuited middle-class man surrounded by traces of bacterial others who have been at the toilet cubicle before him, including a transvestite. And let's not forget the long history of war propaganda warning soldiers on leave to avoid sexual contact with women, who were equated with bacterial disease.
Why it matters
This sketch of the ways bacteria appear in popular culture is also a sketch of ourselves. Our research shows bacteria are a kind of vehicle for fears of what we might be, and of aspects of ourselves and society we find it difficult to confront. This has disastrous consequences for our planet and for things living on it, including us and bacteria.
We're stuck together: there are about five million trillion trillion of them; if every one were a penny, the stack would stretch a trillion light years. They are a complex, ancient entity.
But the visual vocabulary of fear, disgust and dread that has been so effective at selling antibacterial products for well over a century has brought us to an ecological dead end. Our overuse of antibiotics is the most obvious evidence of the failure of the demonise-and-destroy approach that antibacterial thinking produces, leading to a market failure that some experts posit is bigger than climate change.
A new understanding of bacteria as a realm that we must live within, from which it is foolhardy to think we can escape, is needed. An important step in that direction is describing the destructive ways of thinking about bacteria that have stepped in between us and these necessary cohabitants of our planet.