In a bizarre new tirade, Meghan's estranged father Thomas Markle has declared: "It's time to look after daddy" and expressed his desire for Archie to have his nose.
While most people might find the sentiments sweet, Markle's reasons for wanting his grandson to resemble him were anything but.
"He's going to have his father's hair, I hope he has my nose because then every time they see Archie they're going to see me," he revealed to Channel 5 as part of his new documentary Thomas Markle: My Story.
The 75-year-old opened up about his life and his first glimpses of Archie when Harry and Meghan came before the media in 2019.