A woman has shared a hilarious list of all the things she doesn't have time for since becoming a parent - and it will have any new mother in hysterics.
The list, penned by mother-of-one Emma Bartley, from London, on Get The Gloss, penned an extensive list of things that have fallen by the wayside, the Daily Mail reports.
The journalist and author includes eyebrow plucking, hot drinks and conversations with her husband among the daily rituals that have passed her by since becoming a parent - and every new mother will relate.
1. Hot drinks: If you're lucky, you'll manage a swig while it's still lukewarm.
2. The toilet: You might think you've got stress incontinence because your pelvic floor is weaker. In fact, it's because you drink coffee for nine hours straight and don't even think about going to the loo until you're having a sneezing fit at a pedestrian crossing and - oops - it's too late.
