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It's hard to know what's posh and what's not anymore. In fact, the word posh can't even keep up. It's been booted off the "posh list" for good.
But why? Well, according to British high society magazine Tatler, the word itself is officially done. Instead refer to one only as "upper-class", for the foreseeable fancy future.
If you have a job and buy a newspaper, well then, you are off to a fine start. Do you enjoy eating sweets and being faithful to your partner? You are getting fancier by the second.
While unwanted, if you've got a bout of gout flourishing on your foot, and an unquenchable thirst for Yorkshire Tea, my-oh-my you are one upper-class citizen of 2019, aren't you?
However, if you use mouthwash, or are prone to having a sniffle in a tissue, then you simply cannot join the ranks of fancy folk.
Do you enjoy your chip with a little dip? Or maybe you take a supplement that you ordered on your iPad during a three-day wedding in Burma? Well, you best run off to Windsor, because all three are considered devilishly lower-class.
As confused as we are? Read on to find out what Tatler magazine has revealed as the most and least upper-class standards set for 2019.
Having a job Drinking at lunch Pepto-Bismol Champagne Loving your parents Buying newspapers Eating sweets Politeness Xanax Taking a centrist view EasyJet The North (UK) Athens Having a driver Turning at a dinner party Being faithful Living in central London Audiobooks Having a much older best friend Reading books Gout Astrology SodaStreams Yorkshire Tea Fried eggs Sweden Knowing about plants Nicknames Perudo dice game Asking questions during a conversation Saying no
Things that are not upper-class
Dietary requirements The word 'posh' Public displays of abstinence Mouthwash Most white wine Being friends with your parents Facebook Elaborate gin and tonics Talking about yourself Tissues Jacob Rees-Mogg British Airways The South-East France (except Paris) Wearing makeup outside London Dips Trophy spouses Windsor Tinder Social climbing iPads Cryogenic freezing Supplements Soho Farmhouse members club Air freshener Cortado coffees Fruit in plastic Knowing about yachts Three-day weddings in Burma Athleisure wear Wet wipes Saying, "I'm all right thanks", when offered a drink