It's the sort of question a child might ask: "Who owns the wind, Mummy?" In which case the parent would probably reply: "No one owns the wind. It's free for everybody in the world to use."
Well, that was then and this is now. Today ownership of the wind is a hot topic for journalists, academics, lawyers, politicians and business owners. Here, Northland Maori have been the first to call dibs on this elusive element. They hope to earn dividends for wind used in the commercial generation of electricity.
"Traditionally, the wind was regarded as a deity in Maori society, and Maori do not consider the Crown have the right to use it without Maori consent," said spokesman David Rankin.
So if someone can own the wind and charge those businesses which rely on it, then presumably those who are disadvantaged by it will be able to seek compensation. You know, if the wind uproots my trees, damages my house or blows away my marquee would I then be able to claim damages from the wind's owners? Will they be punished for not keeping their natural element under control? I guess not.
But is that notion really any more fanciful than that claim of ownership? Critics allege such claims were dreamed up by canny ticket clippers with an eye for a lazy dollar or two. Is, as has been suggested, the sun up for grabs next? After all, we generate solar energy too. Who's next in line for a handout for the use of a resource that's been freely available to all since time began?