I used to use only fancy face creams from department stores but these days I mix it up with supermarket brands such as Nivea and Olay. So one afternoon in early March I purchased two L'Oréal products: a Revitalift eye cream and Revitalift Total Repair 10 BB cream which came in a container that said it "[f]ights 10 signs of ageing".
Looking forward to reduced wrinkles and firmer skin, I liberally slathered the cream all over my face and ignored the tingling sensation that started almost immediately. Before bed I used the eye cream too. I could feel my face burning through the night and my first thought on waking in the morning was: "Why can't I see properly? What on earth is obstructing my vision?"
I rushed to the mirror and discovered my cheeks had swollen so much that they were partially covering my eyes which were mere slits in a face that now resembled a pumpkin.
I knew immediately it was due to the new face creams and, to be fair, they had reduced the wrinkles. My face was so swollen there wasn't a single line on it. Only when I tried to smile (or grimace) did two deep horizontal channels radiate outwards from my eyes. My crow's feet and laughter lines had been erased.
And my skin was certainly firmer. Red and swollen, it was stretched as tight as a drum. I saw my GP at 10am. He prescribed six prednisone tablets and a hydrocortisone cream - and asked for the name of the products that had so disfigured me.