Bus blinds
I was captivated upon first seeing a bus blind used (probably in a London flat featured in a magazine) as an accessory. I was similarly impressed when I encountered a bus blind with local destinations printed on it. I pondered whether I had room for it at my place. I'm glad I didn't because this is a trend that quickly spiraled out of control. By the time I'd seen my one-millionth bus blind replica bearing cute sayings and inspiring words rather than place names, I was beyond over it. It's a perfect example of how a cute idea can become hackneyed and so-not-cool by overuse.
Alphabet soup
Individual wooden letters are sometimes used to spell out words to suit the room concerned. "EAT" on a kitchen wall was kind of okay. It neatly underscored our food-obsessed culture and set the scene for tasty meals. But when I saw "BATHE" in bathrooms and "SLEEP" in bedrooms I realised our obsession for verbs had turned a corner into tackiness. And don't get me started on "IMAGINE" and "DREAM". Such a sweet idea fast became a nightmare. There's one exception: spelling out a child's name on their bedroom wall is still a really nice touch.
Chalk talk
Some modern kitchens incorporate a wall covered with blackboard paint. In the magazines, they typically hold glamorous shopping lists written in a stylish chalk scrawl; the occupants are reminded to buy such items as lemons, garlic, olive oil and strawberries. Just once it would be nice to see a less wholesome list - maybe along the lines of "deodorant, beer, margarine and toilet cleaner" - but that, I guess, would ruin the suggestion of lives well lived. There's just one thing worse than a carefully staged shopping list that could be written on a blackboard wall - and that's an uplifting message. Sayings such as "Believe in yourself", "Today I will choose joy" and "You are stronger than you think you are" just make some people feel a bit queasy.
Numbskulls
I was a late subscriber to the trend for skulls. I'd successfully resisted purchasing skull-shaped candles, soaps, ornaments or anything with a skull motif but then I spied a skull-shaped bottle holding Crystal Head vodka and just had to have it. It still sits on my drinks table. It's probably bad Feng Shui to display such a macabre symbol but I like its heft, its silhouette, its transparency and its shadows. Plus vodka! Even so, please note: skulls have been done to death.
Too deer
I unashamedly hopped on the wagon for all things deer, moose and antler as soon as it rolled into town. I indulged in (faux) antler chandeliers, a pair of kitset cardboard deer "trophies" and even an enormous resin moose light by Abigail Ahern. (It sounds hideous and might well be kitsch but I was smitten with it.) Yet, the appetite for deer in particular and animal trophies in general is undoubtedly heading for extinction.
Pillow overdose
We've all seen beds that are half-covered with pillows. There will be multiple layers. There will be lodge pillows, European pillows, breakfast pillows, bolsters and decorative cushions. It's not unheard of for a modern bed to have nine or even eleven pillows on it. It's crazy. It's too much. I've gone the opposite way. My bed boasts just two standard pillows. It's a pared-back aesthetic I like to term "prison chic". It's quite possibly the way of the future. You read it here.