A few months ago I foolishly downloaded Candy Crush onto my iPhone. With a visual dominated by bright colours and shapes that would appeal to a preschooler, Candy Crush is a game in which you "mix and match sweets in a combination of three or more, to gain
Shelley Bridgeman: I'm a Candy Crush addict

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A scene from the addictive game, Candy Crush. Photo / Creative Commons

Secondly, because I'd essentially bought my way through the first 78 levels in a matter of days by "investing" in extra lives, extra moves and boosters, I actually had absolutely no idea how to play the game. Consequently, and having vowed to not spend another cent on this pesky game, I've been stuck on level 79 for three or four months now.
Quite honestly, I don't understand how it works. I've looked up tips for clearing this level but it hasn't really helped. The aim of level 79, according to a website devoted to Candy Crush cheats and hints, is to "clear all the jelly in 40 moves, while frosting and licorice Xs stand in your way". (I never said this was a cerebral game.) Cheat #1 is "Clear the chocolate first". Cheat #2: "Next use special candies to clear the middle frosted jelly". That's easier said than done.
The lessons I've learned through dabbling in Candy Crush could also be applied to life.
It's unwise to try to buy your way to success. And, taking shortcuts in order to negotiate the early stages leaves you ill-prepared for tackling more demanding challenges down the track. How could I not know this already?
But I'm not the only one to have been seduced by this pernicious game. Candy Crush Saga: The Science Behind Our Addiction - which calls it "the mobile game that's so addictive, players say they have left their children stranded at school, abandoned housework and even injured themselves as they try to reach new levels of the game" - reveals that it has been played 151 billion times and quotes estimates that it "takes in [US]$875,382 per day".
Reader responses to this piece included:
"I love Candy Crush and hate it at the same time."
"It's a game. Let's not over think it."
"I just got out of Angry Bird[s] rehab and now this?"
"Adults play this game? I thought it was for children."
I may have been diagnosed as suffering from "Too Much Crush" on the Candy Crush Obsession Scale but, to be honest, I'm pretty much over this game. For me it was a pointless waste of time and money.
If you haven't already downloaded Candy Crush, my advice is: Don't. However, if you're a bona fide addict, any help with clearing level 79 will be gratefully received. (I said "pretty much over" not "completely over".)
Have you downloaded Candy Crush? Do you love it or hate it? What makes it so addictive?