There are so many ways that people are terrible to one another while dating. There's ghosting, when someone you've been seeing disappears without a word of explanation, making you wonder: Are they dead, or just dead to me? There's cloaking, where they'll make plans, and then unmatch and disappear, leaving you no way of getting in touch and making you wonder whether you should still show up for the date.
Holly J., a 28-year-old woman in Silicon Valley, recently became acquainted with another kind of disappearing act: When someone gets up, mid-date, and doesn't return. It's a move we've decided to call the Baby Shark, for the immaturity displayed in just slinking away, naively thinking your disappearance won't make waves. Plus it happened at a San Jose Sharks hockey game.
Holly, who spoke on the condition that only her first name and last initial be used for dating safety reasons, met her date on Hinge, one of the first dating apps, which bills itself as a place for relationship-minded singles. They exchanged messages for about two weeks, she said, discussing the fact that he was new to the area and their shared love of hockey. When he suggested that they get together for drinks, Holly responded that she doesn't drink - and asked whether he'd like to go to a Sharks game instead.
Holly found good tickets for $100 apiece; she and her date agreed to each pay for their own ticket. "Normally I wouldn't be willing to spend that much for a first date," she told me, "but even if we didn't like each other, it'd still be a good game."
Holly's date lived near the hockey stadium, so she swung by his place to pick him up. He brought her a coconut water, which she thought was a sweet gesture. On the 15-minute car ride to the stadium, however, Holly sensed something was up: Her date asked her, three times, whether her parents still lived in Michigan. She had a hunch that maybe he'd smoked pot to calm his nerves before the date. (It's legal in California.)