Here's a not-so-jolly story: A mother wants her local St. Nick kicked to the curb for fat-shaming her son.
In a scene practically lifted from the movie Bad Santa, Ashley Mayse's nine-year-old son started crying when the Santa Claus told him to "lay off the hamburgers" during his Christmas visit in North Carolina on Saturday.
"I went out and started crying, because I just felt so bad," Anthony Mayse told WLOS-TV of his conversation with Father Christmas.
"When he got done, he said, 'Lay off the hamburgers and french fries'. And that really just disrespected me, and I felt awful."
Ms Mayse says coal in the stocking of the Santa, employed by the town of Forest City, would be too good for such behaviour.