Brian had the beef meatballs with parmesan sauce and spaghetti while coveting my juicy pork meatballs served on a bed of creamy polenta the consistency of porridge. Even after I consented to swap half a pork ball for his beef, he ordered a pork slider so he wouldn't miss out (and somehow confused the system so much we ended up with three sliders: one with cheese sauce, one onion and the last, plain tomato).
And there's more. We also ordered two mediterranean and one caesar salad, plus two dishes of vegetables which, that night, were roasted red and yellow capsicums. Again, everything was simple but excellent.
Meanwhile the cocktails, wine and carafes of lovely fizzy (and free) soda water came at the flick of a finger or mild shout. By the time we finished, groaning with pleasure, only Brian was up for dessert. But when he got his chocolate liquor ball we all begged for a sample. The big, round ball of Bennetts of Mangawhai dark chocolate made a dramatic appearance under a glass cover, smoking with dry ice, and sitting on a liqueur glass full of espresso coffee, while inside lurked a healthy slug of vanilla liqueur and cream.
Needless to say, we all had a sip and a hunk of choc then staggered off contentedly, into the night.
Our meal: $289 for four sets of meatball meals, three sliders, four salads, two servings of vegetables and one dessert, plus five cocktails and seven glasses of wine.
Our wine: They take alcohol seriously at Bedford, though apparently the excellent list, with its marvellous $10 glasses of Volupta Montepulciano, is about to be modified.
Verdict: Bedford Soda does what it sets out to do with relaxed panache. The cocktails are fun, the service is friendly. And although they only do meatballs, these are terrific meatballs: moist and tasty with a line-up of great carb accompaniments, sauces and salads that not only soak up the alcohol, but also come together for a hearty, delicious dinner. Plus, the vegetarian option is great.
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