The Black Hoof
12 Wyndham St, Auckland
Ph: (09) 366 1271
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You gotta love that name. It's so typical of the Spanish, who don't mince words when they talk about tucker. I once asked the Spanish ambassador how many pigs died each year in the production of the legendary ham called jamon iberico de bellota. "Nowhere near enough," he shot back. I thought it was a deadpan joke, but it was a sincerely held opinion.
Black Hoof may seem to proclaim a dedication to serving bits of erstwhile animals, but in fact, the selection of charcuteria aside, more than three-quarters of what's on offer here is meat-free, and a full-on vegetarian would have plenty of choice.
The Professor and I swung by on a quiet Tuesday evening and I have to say that the decor needed work. The brick walls of the upstairs room, which would once have been a warehouse for the business beneath, were unrelieved, save for a poster for a poster in French.
Given the wealth of Spanish imagery that you find in any half-way decent tapas bar, it's a puzzling and regrettable omission; the place felt cold and sterile. But a row of cured meats whose combined value would probably equal the GDP of Turkmenistan, hung above the bar and it was to those that we turned our attention first.