Phone: (09) 486 2249
Rating out of 10: Food: 7, Service: 7, Value: 7, Ambience: 7
There are few words more calculated to plunge me into a black gloom than "wacky". Frequently coupled with "screwball" or "quirky", it is invariably a signal that what follows will be a dollop of forced and witless so-called humour.
So I admit my misanthropy came to the fore at the antics at the Sake Bar Nippon, where guests are greeted with the beating of drums, the conversational protocol among the staff is shouting and where a proportion of them are dressed in animal onesies or have stuffed toy headgear.
My spirits sank even further at the sight of the menu, which is presented as one of those garishly coloured pictorial jobs in laminated plastic usually associated with ethnic establishments at the bottom of the eating-out food chain.
And yet and yet. Eating out is about entertainment, relaxation and company. Our evening turned out to be thoroughly enjoyable and we all left in high spirits. Despite the drumming, which occurred frequently enough to remind us that this is a busy and successful operation following the blueprint of its Epsom business, we were able to talk without wrecking our throats. The staff might have been dressed up as comic turns but the service was efficient and well-mannered and the food much better than I had feared.