90 Federal St Auckland
Ph: (09) 363 7030
www.gustoatthegrand.co.nz
I asked last week whether you had to be Italian to cook great Italian food. The answer is no. A Yorkshireman, Sean Connolly, is behind the newest restaurant in town, which captures the essence of Italian.
Connolly, the man behind The Grill steakhouse, has colonised the space vacated by Peter Gordon's dine. It's an odd fit. Gusto's website promises "rustic Italian ... simple food, classic flavours and fresh seasonal ingredients". But there's nothing rustic, simple or classic about the room. They've loosened it up by opening it up to the lobby and turning the previous gentlemen's club frontage into a bar and losing those terrible leather chairs, but Tom Skyring's overblown design, including the UFO-style chandeliers, remains.
Perhaps inspired by the surroundings' former occupants, the staff lay on the formality a bit thick. The Professor remarked that by the time we sat down and before we had even received a glass of water, five separate people, including the woman who seated us, had welcomed us and wished us a very good evening. By number three I was chuckling; by number five I was struggling to breathe. When we left (and I don't think I had been recognised; I can usually tell) we virtually walked along a guard of honour and I felt tempted to high-five the entire line.
Throughout the evening our waiter checked in with tiresome frequency, too, although his French accent and turn of phrase ("Is everything perfect for you?") made him irresistible. He was certainly more couth than the maitre d', whose inquiry about why we weren't drinking was very faintly aggressive.