BREAKING: A woman stopped shaving her armpits. AND OUT SPROUTED SOME HUMAN HAIRS!
28-year-old Emer O'Toole from Dublin was catapulted into mainstream news when she blogged recently about her decision not to shave anymore and went on UK show This Morning to debate the matter.
'Can it EVER be socially acceptable to have hairy armpits?' cried out cultural arbiter, the Daily Mail. "She appears to be brimming with confidence," it decided. Yet: "Like it or not, there are few sights more arresting than a woman with a hairy armpit." One of its writers nearly had a vom, even: "Watching her I nearly parted company with my breakfast."
The Daily Mail being the Daily Mail, reader comments were a treat too: "She can be a feminist all she wants but don't bitch when men aren't interested in your hairy body." "As natural and equally disgusting as breastfeeding in public." "Vile. She should be enforced to shave. Disgusting for a woman to act this way. Perversion."
Here is a clip from O'Toole's This Morning appearance, which led to the story's prominence in nearly every tabloid rag in Britain. As goes the formula, O'Toole is nicely foiled against some halfwit guaranteed to hold the opposite view - in this case, that unshaven women are savages.