Tyra Banks, the supermodel-turned-media mogul at the helm of popular TV franchise America's Next Top Model, instagrammed a photo of her 'muffin-top' yesterday. (A muffin top being the human hip flesh that invariably bumps out from the side of your tight jeans, unless you are not in possession of human hip flesh and are thereby the envy-object of Tyra Banks.) The caption alongside the picture reads: "Check the juicy muffin-top on my back! #AssMaintainence #PerfectIsBoring."
One look at the photo and some things are immediately clear: Tyra has no muffin-top to speak of; has spent a fair whack of time in hair and makeup; and then softened the picture for extra prettiness. She's also contorted her body into a very specific position for maximum thinness, and her open-mouthed gaze... I don't even know what that is. But it doesn't seem on-theme.
It's just an Instagram photo. But it encapsulates perfectly the contradiction that is Tyra Banks: a hyper critical model-groomer who reinforces the ideals she pretends to fight. "You don't need to be perfect!", she exclaims, as she takes a perfect picture for girls worried they're not perfect enough.
Tyra's journey into faux body-love evangelism took shape when she was photographed in a swimsuit in 2007 looking like a normal human, then ripped apart for it by the press. The ordeal was undeniably foul, and she was was right to contest it. She told the media to "kiss my fat ass", and for all intents and purposes it appeared she might actually put the scandal to good use.
On The Tyra Banks Show, she strode sassily around on stage for her new So What? body-love campaign, shouting: "So what if I am overweight, as long as I am happy? So what if I have cellulite? So what if don't wear makeup or the latest fashion trends?" Her website quoted body-image activist Jessica Weiner: "Give some thought to who you are on the inside," it read. "We live in a world today that is bent on making us carbon copies of each other. And we have the massive influence of advertising and media that tells us our life will begin when we have something, weigh something, and wear something."