Although there's still progress to be made, the 2012 Olympics is proving a game changer when it comes to gender equality. Every participating country has female representatives, women make up a record 45 per cent of the athletes, and nations that previously baulked at the idea have sent female competitors.
What a shipfight it's been, though.
Backing up a bit into the recesses of lady-unfriendly history, married women weren't even allowed to sit in the stands at the Ancient Olympic Games. And by 'not allowed', I mean hurled to their death from a cliff if caught sneaking a peek. Unmarried girls could watch, but only take part by entering a horse into an equestrian event. And there was a four-yearly sports 'festival' for women - named Heraia, after Zeus' wife - but it was a massively poor cousin, because the line-up went: START > ONE FOOTRACE FOR MAIDENS > THE END.
In 1896, when Europe was busy copying everything ancient and Greek, French aristocrat Baron Pierre de Coubertin resurrected the Olympic Games. Except he banned women completely, declaring their inclusion "impractical, uninteresting, anaesthetic, and incorrect". Experts agreed with him, worried ladies might ruin their ability to grow babies, or that they'd suddenly come over all sex-crazed thanks to the competitive vibes.
However, at the 1900 Games in Paris, women were granted the privilege of competing in the gentle sports of lawn tennis and golf. And so it came about that the first female Olympic champion ever was a 30-year-old English lady called Charlotte Cooper - Kiwi connection here! - who won the tennis singles in a long swooping skirt. (Also, she was deaf and nearly blind, so must have been one hell of a player.)