Address: 371 Remuera Rd, Remuera
Phone: (09) 520 2900
I swore I'd never write about Remuera again, after the pasting I took the last time.
Clearly, being better-off than others makes you a lot more sensitive to even the tiniest bit of leg-pulling, so I made a clear and conscious decision never to mention the blasted suburb again, lest the crews of middle-class mums start driving their needlessly oversized SUVs past my modest, lower-class home in a threatening manner.
I even decided not to bother visiting the place again, in case someone recognised me and had me tarred and feathered for not being rich enough.
So you can imagine the moral dilemma I faced when a very good friend of mine suggested that we leave the safe and pleasant surrounds of our normal Saturday afternoon hangout for the delights of Remmers. Compounding my trepidation was that we were going to a place I had always considered a restaurant rather than a bar but, upon arrival, I discovered that it was as much like a bar as any I have visited.