Pictured above is the Queen of England. Also known as Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of The Faith, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Or Gary.
The funniest, and also probably most boring, of the Queen's nicknames was given to her by her grandson, Prince William, who started calling her Gary from an early age as he reportedly had trouble saying "granny".
According to columnist Richard Kay, Prince William, as a young child, began bawling "Gary, Gary" one time after he fell over in Buckingham Palace.
When the Queen picked up her grandson, someone asked her who Gary was. "I'm Gary. He hasn't learned to say granny yet."