By the Daily Mail's Richard Eden
I bring news of a new arrival at Nottingham Cottage, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex's love nest at Kensington Palace.
Not a baby — that can wait — but a four-legged creature. I hear that Harry and Meghan have acquired a labrador. "The dog is already happily ensconced at their cottage," reveals my man with the monogrammed pooper-scooper, said the Daily Mail.
"Like the Sussexes, the dog will divide its time between the palace and their country home in the Cotswolds."
A Kensington Palace spokesman declines to comment on the new addition to the Royal Household, so we don't yet know its name or colour.