Prince Andrew has apparently been a little bit down since settling out of court with Virginia Giuffre, who had accused him of sexual assault.
Seen as tantamount to an admission of guilt, the settlement has seen the 62-year-old stripped of all of his titles and essentially booted out of the royal family, in an official capacity at least.
To ease the Duke of York's suffering, however, the Mirror reports that he will be allowed to cling to one of his military titles, the role of Vice Admiral.
"He is down, he is broken. If he wants to dress up once in a while in a naval uniform, then let him," a source told the Mirror. "His reputation is in tatters, his public life is over. He is a walking embarrassment."
"He served in the Royal Navy in the Falklands War and this was bestowed upon him by the Queen," the source told the Mirror of the Vice Admiral rank. "It's effectively the same as an honorary degree."