All Greg Bruce wants for Christmas is fried chicken, from one of Auckland's most unlikely suburbs
As everyone knows, New Zealand's first Kentucky Fried Chicken opened in Royal Oak in 1971 but what nobody knows is another one opened just months later in Panmure. Panmure? Panmure! When you repeat the word enough, you start to feel its slipperiness, its lack of friction, which is appropriate because that is the feeling of the suburb itself, which has always seemed to be a place to pass through on the way to or from elsewhere, particularly the further Eastern suburbs with their improbably gentle beaches, half-hearted malls and quaint shopping villages.
That's not to say there's nothing there. Panmure traditionally offered the full range of functional services: banks, post office, hairdressers, supermarket, vacuum cleaner repair places, Rendells. Panmure's main street, Queens Rd, was a place you could get things done but it was never more than that, never somewhere you lingered or intentionally sought out. In 1971 - and for a decade or two after - Kentucky Fried Chicken embodied the essence of that Panmure.
The demographic analysis responsible for locating that pioneering Kentucky Fried Chicken ("Kentucky Fried", "K-Fried" as it was known until the slick fry-washing of its 1990s acronymisation) in Panmure has been lost to time but maybe the decision was something more mysterious and powerful than pure demography because now, almost 50 years on, by astonishing coincidence, a young married couple, philosophically and aesthetically universes distant from the glossy production lines of Big Chicken, have opened a new fried chicken restaurant with arguably even more power to change the way we view that foodstuff, barely 100m from where its non-competitor once stood. (It has since relocated a few hundred metres up the road to Mt Wellington.)
It's especially astonishing because Panmure's main street is a wildly different place now than when Kentucky Fried first opened on the adjacent Basin View Lane 48 years ago. Gone are the anchor retailers, the banks and even the Post Office. Commercial, retail and hospitality tenants come and go easily and frequently. The suburb, which has always struggled to get a hold on potential visitors, now struggles to hold on to anything. It's like it's sprung a leak. The enormous roundabout, which long offered one of Auckland's most exciting traffic experiences, has just been replaced with traffic lights. Where the roundabout was democratic in its traffic routing, the lights imply you might like to bypass Panmure altogether. The huge, vertical mainstreet-style "Panmure" sign - 1950s style, 1990s construction - which towered above the roundabout, is presumably already in Te Papa.