I am reluctant to write this column because I know I will be, in many minds, the fun police; a wowser. You won't like me much. I'll be the messenger you'll want to shoot.
So before I start on the subject of alcohol, you should know I like a glass of wine. It's my drug of choice, truth be told, and it pains me as much as it does you to be the bearer of bad news. But in the past year or so I've cut my wine habit right down, because I couldn't ignore the evidence coming across my desk with increasing regularity showing that alcohol is not good for us, no matter how much we might wish it to be.
So, here goes. Perhaps you won't be surprised that according to Alcohol Healthwatch data, alcohol is ranked as the third leading contributor (after high blood pressure and smoking) to death and disability worldwide, and is the single leading risk factor for death and disability in young people.
It is a causal factor in 60 diseases and injuries, and a contributing factor in 200 more, including cardiovascular disease, diabetes, alcoholic liver disease, respiratory diseases and pancreatitis.
What may be more surprising is alcohol's link with cancer. For the past 27 years, alcohol has been recognised as a Group 1 carcinogen. That's the same carcinogen rating as tobacco and asbestos — meaning there is strong evidence that alcohol causes cancer; specifically cancers of the mouth, pharynx, larynx, oesophagus, liver, colon, rectum and breast.