Can we all just agree that "noodles" made from courgette - also known as zucchini pasta - are not the same as pasta? Let's also acknowledge that cauliflower "rice" is not comparable to rice.
These trendy wholefood staples may be tasty - and I'm all for an extra serving of plants on any plate - but sometimes we just feel like the real thing - carbs from that other plant category: grains.
Grains have been getting a hard time lately. They're one of the groups of foods commonly banned on the paleo diet. According to author Daniel Green in his latest book Paleo Monday to Friday ("a diet so good you can take the weekend off") that's because paleolithic people didn't eat them.
Grains contain gluten, he says, which "can irritate and damage the lining of the small intestine". He also asserts "grains have a high GI, which means they encourage the release of insulin, which in turn triggers fat storage".
The same theory is espoused by many wholefood bloggers and Instagram health-food stars, rendering poor old grains suddenly unfashionable in the wellness world. Recent research by the Grains and Legumes Council in Australia found an increasing avoidance of grain-based foods. Common reasons given were for weight loss and a perceived link between grain foods and bloating.