I've been on a juice detox for three days now and I'm feeling hangry (you know, angry because you're hungry).
I wrote that line, venting a couple of days ago, mid-way through a five-day juice cleanse. Today, it's all wrapped up and I'm feeling chipper, lighter and full of beans.
I've done the PHD Juice Cleanse once before and loved the outcome. It's a great way to reboot your insides, hone in on healthy habits and just feel a bit more sunny. That's why I decided to tackle it once more post silly season. I was enjoying a few too many summer vinos and grazing plates - plus my jeans were feeling a bit snug.
The day before detox five days worth of raw juice was delivered to my house - that's 30 bottles of the stuff. It was intimidating. But I managed to stash it all in the fridge and come to grips with what was going to be a tough (and anti-social) week ahead. The "basic cleanse" I signed up for meant replacing your three main meals with a "Pure Green" juice made up of cos lettuce, celery, cucumber, spinach, kale, parsley, lemon and green apple. It's easy to drink and will keep you full. Mid-morning "Zesty Lemonade" is the hardest for me to swallow (lemon, cayenne pepper, spring water and agave). Mid-arvo is a tasty treat of the more familiar flavours of apple, pineapple and mint, and post dinner is a milky desert mix of cashew nut, spring water, vanilla, cinnamon and agave. On top of this I guzzled about 3L of water a day (a bit more than usual).
I'm not going to lie, day one was rough. I was sleepy, lethargic, headachey and grizzly (just ask my poor flatties). But enthusiasm kept me motivated. Day two I started to become obsessed with food - reading about it, looking at it, smelling it. And by lunch on day three I was bloody hangry. However, post lunch juice that day, something happened. I had a pep in my step. I was ready to get to the gym, walk home from work and be a kind person. On day four and I was up at sunrise for a spin class, stayed inspired through a full working day and didn't even feel grumpy once. I have to admit though, I steamed up some veggies for lunch (with the permission of the PHD Cleanse boss, Rich) - just to mix it up.