Imagine a dream working existence - a job with no 9am starts, where the earliest you have to be at work is 7.45pm. To get a day's wage the longest shift you have to do is two hours. Every time you show up for work your boss buys you a drink. When you walk to your desk everyone in the building sincerely cheers and claps you. Reception is a fully licensed bar.
That's my happy place - the Classic Comedy Bar in Auckland, the greatest place to work in the world.
People always say to me: "You're a comedian? Don't you get nervous?" Sure, you pace up and down backstage because you want to do a great job and make the audience laugh as hard as they can. But as soon as I walk on to the Classic stage all the nerves go, all the tension lifts and it just feels like home.
My best memory of the Classic was when I was MCing one rowdy Saturday night. Among the audience were two stag parties, a hen's night, a birthday party and a shy 18-year-old called Billy who was sitting in the front row with his parents.
During the show I started chatting with Billy's parents and, in front of the whole crowd, his dad said, "Billy isn't very good with the ladies, that's why he's out with his parents on a Saturday night."