"I challenge the statement as many purchases are made for convenience, not for quality or preference as the 'best choice' of barista made coffee."
The unnamed complainant argued Macca's should use the term "best-selling" rather than "most popular", unless it was backed by comprehensive market research comparing preferred coffee providers among Australians.
Well, that whinger got owned.
In its three-page response, Macca's argued it did in fact serve Australia's most popular coffee by bringing in the big guns, using definitions from the world's most authoritative dictionaries.
"Key to this claim is the definition of the word 'popular'. The Cambridge English Dictionary defines 'popular' as "liked, enjoyed, or supported by many people". Likewise, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines the word to include "suitable to the majority, frequently encountered or widely accepted, commonly liked or approved"," the restaurant's response reads.
Arguing that a product's popularity "does not hinge on its quality, taste, or other physical properties", Macca's comes to the conclusion its McCafe coffee "is the most popular barista-made coffee in Australia because, as the Complaint states, we sell the most coffee by volume".
McDonald's made no attempt to convince anyone Australians actually enjoy the taste of the chain's cheap takeaway coffee - they're not crazy - but instead relied on sales data and urged the ABS to ignore "hypothetical popularity".
The chain didn't miss the chance at an apparent dig at its competitors, either, stating simply: "If McCafe cannot claim to be the most popular, who can?"
"Despite looking at the data in a multitude of difference ways, we cannot see any other brand in a better position to make this claim that us.
"We submit that if there is no other brand better able to make this claim than us, then, by process of deduction, we are the most popular."
After viewing the advertisement and noting McDonald's' response, the ABS decided the advertisement did not breach the Food Code and dismissed the complaint.
Maccas: 1, coffee snobs: 0.