If you've ever wanted to exchange banter over brunch with the "dad of the nation" Dr Ashley Bloomfield, here's your chance.
An auction for lunch with the director general of health listed on Trade Me has already hit $3,010 and has five days to go.
The highest bidder gets to take six of their friends to lunch with Bloomfield at Wellington restaurant Bellamys.
The listing introduces Bloomfield by his many nicknames: "The Eliminator, Ash, the Dad of the Nation, The Curve Crusher, Dr Bloomfield or to his kids, just Dad."