A jewel on the city's doorstep, Waiheke frequently features on must-visit lists in glossy travel magazines aimed at the well-heeled in Northern Hemisphere cities. But my eating-out forays on the island have included some alarmingly expensive and very ordinary experiences.
If I say that I have had fantastic meals at Cable Bay Vineyard (twice), Casita Miro and the Oyster Inn, you can draw your own inferences. (There are places, one of which rhymes with Mudbrick, that may have improved since I went, but having been warmly invited by their proprietors not to darken the door again, I am powerless to verify this).
Te Whau is something of a special case. I earned the ire of proprietor Tony Forsyth when I went about nine years ago and, in part because of a misunderstanding with the waiter, made errors regarding the selection of wines by the glass.
All these years on, and having won a swag of awards, Te Whau seemed to merit a return visit, so I emailed Forsyth to see whether, if I showed up for dinner, I would be marched off the property at gunpoint.