Sofitel Auckland Viaduct Harbour
21 Viaduct Harbour Ave
Ph: (09) 354 7478
www.sofitel-auckland.com
Verdict: Not feeling the lava.
Eleven. Not counting the "How were those oysters?" when I was paying the bill. At Lava Dining, we were asked whether everything was all right with what we were eating 11 times in two hours. I reckon that verges on harassment.
People in the trade say the inquiry is insurance against a diner's later refusal to pay, but such calculation seems at odds with the notion of hospitality. A good waiter should be able to tell from 10m away whether a diner is happy. If he must ask, he shouldn't do so 11 times.
Our waiter asked before I'd taken a mouthful of the main course and I told him he was being a bit previous. So he returned two minutes later to ask again. Hot on his heels was the maitre d' with his own inquiry. In an uncharacteristic display of self-restraint, I did not tell him to bugger off.
In fact, everything was somewhat less all right than I had hoped. Nick Honeyman's work at the erstwhile Dallows at Sale St, The Commons and Everybody's Izakaya has defied criticism but this was a meal that was good only in parts and disappointing as a whole.