Kiwi summers and camping are synonymous with each other. Almost everybody does it: Recently I watched broke schoolkids mulling over $17 tents at The Warehouse and, on the same day, saw a $200,000 Range Rover towing a kitsch 1970s caravan. Camping is part of our dream of egalitarian Kiwiness – it's something that, at least theoretically, transcends socio-economics.
Yet I've turned down a few invites to go camping this season. Just a few weeks ago I wrote about enjoying family camping as a child, but these days, I'm just not up for it anymore.
The main reason here is simple. Once you're camping with a group of friends or family, you're stuck. It's terrifically bad form to leave. You're normally in the middle of nowhere; having driven several hours to get there. You have also made a commitment for a certain number of days. To pack your stuff and leave unexpectedly would make you look like an insolent child; one who can't handle the bugs or the lack of showers and needs his or her mummy to take care of them. Also, you'd become the topic of conversation for days for those you left behind.
This is a knotty one for me is because I am an eternal "ghoster". I never like to say goodbye at any social occasion. I like to sneak away while others are at their peak so I don't have to endure any awkward farewells and I'll be forgotten about until the morning.
But you can't ghost when you're camping. Your fellow campers will literally fear you keeled over in a bush somewhere. So, when you've decided you have had enough of the outdoors, unless you want to fake a reason (like diarrhoea; always a goodie) you have to grin and bear the remainder of your camping commitment.