Bridie Connell's father got her good with this letter delivered by flight attendant Beau. Photo / Twitter
A Kiwi woman's father has upped the ante in their 15-year long prank battle by involving Air New Zealand staff.
Christchurch-born actor, Bridie Connell, who now lives in Melbourne, has been in an epic war with her father on who can wish the other a "pinch and a punch for the first of the month" first.
Right. So my dad and I are both very competitive/stubborn. We have been locked in a battle of “pinch and a punch, first day of the month” for years. 15 years, to be exact. Neither of us remember how it started.
She explained that most months are pretty low key, but sometimes they up the ante and go out of their way to get to prank the other person first.
Most months it’s pretty low key, but every so often one of us ups the ante. When I was 14, I was pulled out of school and sent to the principal’s office. I thought I was in trouble. I arrived to find my dad waiting, ready to deliver the blow. “Pinch and a punch!”
Once, I organised musicians to serenade him. He’s pranked me on live radio. I’ve got a tour guide to say the magic words in the middle of a holiday tour. He’s used my friends against me. It’s happened in a live poetry reading. It’s happened at a funeral. It ruins New Year’s Eve.
Connell revealed this month she plotted her revenge on a three-hour Air New Zealand flight, but her father got her good in the most unexpected way.
On May 1, she was travelling to New Zealand for her cousin's birthday, however it was too early to call her father to wish his a "pinch and a punch" and she wanted to wait until she landed.
Today is the 1st of May. First of the month!I’m flying home to NZ for my cousin’s birthday. It was an early flight - too early to call dad before I took off. “It’ll have to wait,” I thought as I settled into my seat.
While the actor was coming up with a plan, her father had other ideas.
Connell reveals that a flight attendant came up to her with a letter.
And then a staff member comes over to my seat. “Are you Bridie?” “Yes...” “I’m Beau. Nice to meet you.” Omg it’s finally happening, the moment I have been dreaming of for years. I’m going to be UPGRADED, baby!! “I have a special delivery for you, Bridie.”
Beau hands me a letter. I open it. I silently scream. It’s not an upgrade. Beau grins and shakes my hand. Hands me his card. “And just remember you can’t call your dad, phones have to be in flight mode from ... now.”
"I do hope you're sitting back reclining comfortably as you wend your way across the Tasman. I can't wait to see you, and I know you are going to be very excited and thrilled when you see me!"
And then her father delivered the "punch": "By the way, while I remember... pinch and a punch for the first of the month, no returns!
"Ps Aren't Air NZ flight staff fabulous? I really do understand why it's your favourite airline!", he wrote before signing off the letter with kisses.
Connell said she was annoyed that her father beat her to the punch, but was also very impressed.
I have to hand it to my dad, and to Air Nz. And Beau, the most hilarious and lovely man. I am SO annoyed but also SO impressed. And the worst part is tonight I’ll have to sit through a family dinner with everyone telling and retelling this story and dad being all smug.