Well, thus far 2017 has certainly been a year of experimental fashion: from plastic-kneed jeans to wearing duct tape instead of actual clothing, as we get six months in it seems fashion is just getting weirder as the year goes on. And it seems the fast fashion giant that is ASOS is particularly prone to falling victim to these extreme crimes against fashion.
We know high street brands are constantly competing to create - or rip off - the next big hit, but the latest offering from ASOS has us far from furiously clicking "Add to bag". Instead, we're just confused.
It's called the Toggle Front T-Shirt Dress, features six pull toggles and is only available in the oh-so-flattering shade of "neon yellow."
We can only assume these toggles would come in handy when you want to tighten your dress in a few very specific spots. Because people want to do that all the time, right?