I'm not making any New Year's resolutions this January, 'cos there's nothing about myself I really want to change.
"Whoaaaa, slow down!" you're thinking. Captain Modest is running his mouth.
But it's not arrogance and it certainly isn't perfection; I've more faults than you've eaten Christmas cherries. It's that resolutions for the most of us always prove futile unless we really want to change.
I can think of only one time I stuck a resolution out, and as the Herald on Sunday's poll shows, it was the most common of all.
It was six or seven years ago. After a year or two in student flats, I thought I could probably do to cut my icecream intake by four or five litres a week.