As the wellness brand plans to cut 18% of its workforce, the actress looks ready to ditch the woo-woo and return to her roots.
“Post the last pic on your camera roll – no cheating!” is a popular Instagram game you may or may not have encountered on social media. The idea is to post a photo that isn’t over-thought or over-styled, but instead, is indicative of the “real you”. I couldn’t help but think of this when I viewed Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest Instagram post. Sitting barefoot and braless on a sofa in a beige slip dress and a matching robe, the 52 year-old actress-turned-entrepreneur seemed to be doing her damndest to look nonchalant, and like “the real her”.
The caption could have been “I woke up like this”, but instead, it was “The most perfect cashmere set from @falconeriofficial for cozy fall.” Paltrow wasn’t being nonchalant at all: she was in selling mode. Hard selling mode, in fact, given the semi-transparency of her slip dress, which was surely worn in the knowledge that it would create a talking point online. If anyone knows how to get our attention, it’s Paltrow. Why else would she have launched a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina”?
Launched in 2020, the Goop candle was surely the most talked-about piece of wax that ever burned. It was even more talked about than Goop’s vaginal jade eggs, or its Sex Oil. A wellness brand that started off rather humbly as a newsletter in 2008, everybody wanted a piece of Goop, because everybody wanted to be a bit more Paltrow – a polarising creature, for sure, on account of her fondness for wacky wellness regimes (she once boasted on a podcast about how she’d “used ozone therapy rectally”), but a highly aspirational one.
Paltrow’s beauty – too rare to be “girl next door”, but still natural enough to feel vaguely attainable – rapidly made Goop a major player in the cut-throat world of global wellness, a market recently valued by McKinsey as being worth more than £1 trillion ($2.2 trillion), with annual growth of up to 10%. While there is no shortage of celebrity beauty, fashion and wellness brands in the firmament, there is something highly specific about Paltrow’s allure that her rivals struggle to emulate. It’s no accident that the Duchess of Sussex’s much-vaunted rival still hasn’t launched: Paltrow is a shrewd businesswoman, and a formidable opponent.